Spa & Hot Tub Covers

OK, this is one of those things I’m kicking myself for not thinking of first.   A whole new hot tub market to be tapped into.

This….is a portable Baptistry.  It comes in many designer colors, and has lots of accessories.

I am NOT making fun of this.  It is actually a smart idea, and meets a real need.  It’s portable and comes in many different prices to meet every budget.

Still, when I look at it, I can’t help but think, it’s got a heater, it’s got seats, it’s got steps, and accessories – it’s a freaking hot tub.

They have a video of the unit in use, and they show how it breaks down for easy storage.  Here it is if you are interested.

If you are a minor league baseball fan living near San Angelo, Texas, you now have yet another reason to spend the evening out at the the San Angelo Colt’s Foster Field. Take a stroll down the right field line and smack between the Coors Light Corral Beer Garden and Nacho’s Restaurant you will find — a 6 person hot tub. You and 5 of your friends can rent it out for an entire game for $150, and that includes your game tickets and food. You can start your baseball party an hour before the game. You are welcome to drink in the hot tub, but they don’t want you eating in it. Aside from those few rules, just bring a towel and swim suit and have a ball. At the end of the season they’ll raffle the spa off by doing a drawing among all those who rented it out for the season. No word yet on what it feels like to sit in a hot tub in front of a bunch of fans watching baseball.

OK, so here is my best guess of what this picture is all about.  Farmer Jones paid $23,000 for his new hot tub and deck, and since it is the only one in the county everybody now thinks they are his friend.  Hey, a man has to defend his castle - or hot tub and beer, as the case may be.  At any rate, nobody messes with farmer Jones when he he has his humongous tricked out huntin’ rifle with him.  And by the looks of it, he doesn’t go anywhere without protection.

Actually, he’s probably just reminding the cows who is the boss.  Whatever the explanation, you have to admit he has a nice view.

So the first thing that comes to my mind, is thank goodness this is an inground spa. Can you imagine the damage that would be caused to an acrylic or fiberglass unit? I’m not even sure if a redwood tub with the iron hoops around it could withstand this kind of pressure.

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The owners of a hot tub business in Newington, New Hampshire, feature Ted and Linda in their advertisements. They ride around in a hot tub on the back of a flat-bed trailer. The salary expense for both Ted and Linda is zero, because they are mannequins. They also seem to be the frequent target of vandals who seem to enjoy stealing body parts. Recently Ted lost an arm. And up until last Christmas Ted’s advertising partner was Alice. In a particularly humiliating attack, Alice was deprived of her entire torso. So Linda stepped up and is now braving both the elements and potential dismemberment to sit beside Ted in the traveling hot tub.

No one is speculating on the motivation, but if you happen to see a male mannequin arm or female torso being displayed like a trophy in a teenager’s room, you can call Custom Pools at 603-431-5461.