Stop, Thief! Bring Back My Arm!
The owners of a hot tub business in Newington, New Hampshire, feature Ted and Linda in their advertisements. They ride around in a hot tub on the back of a flat-bed trailer. The salary expense for both Ted and Linda is zero, because they are mannequins. They also seem to be the frequent target of vandals who seem to enjoy stealing body parts. Recently Ted lost an arm. And up until last Christmas Ted’s advertising partner was Alice. In a particularly humiliating attack, Alice was deprived of her entire torso. So Linda stepped up and is now braving both the elements and potential dismemberment to sit beside Ted in the traveling hot tub.
No one is speculating on the motivation, but if you happen to see a male mannequin arm or female torso being displayed like a trophy in a teenager’s room, you can call Custom Pools at 603-431-5461.